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1 posted on 10/09/2012 12:55:11 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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Hereto-forth known as the “Chappaquiddick” in honor of the original swimmer.
2 posted on 10/09/2012 12:56:49 PM PDT by meyer (It's 1860 all over again - the taxpayer is the new "N" word)
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It puts little cement shoes on the sperm.


3 posted on 10/09/2012 12:57:21 PM PDT by JaguarXKE (If my Fluffy had a puppy, it would look like the puppy Obama ate!r)
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Keep thinking of Woody Allen in “Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex” as a sperm ready to go and worrying if he’s going to be shot off in a homosexual encounter.


4 posted on 10/09/2012 12:59:15 PM PDT by AU72
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There’s always one who will “tread” until the danger is over. But 99% would be excellent.


5 posted on 10/09/2012 12:59:35 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (r)
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Much better than the first male birth control pill. You put it in your shoe and it made you limp.


6 posted on 10/09/2012 1:00:06 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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And the side effects?

No thanks.


7 posted on 10/09/2012 1:00:10 PM PDT by lurk
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But a British study published in 2010 found that women didn’t trust men to take a contraceptive pill every day.

And how many men in the past with girlfriends ended up with a baby after the marriage minded girlfriend just "forgot" to take the pill.

8 posted on 10/09/2012 1:01:03 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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Pics of bugly lib chicks in 3...2...1...


9 posted on 10/09/2012 1:01:22 PM PDT by RingerSIX (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
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Great! This means that girls can't get accidentally pregnant swimming in public swimming pools!


10 posted on 10/09/2012 1:02:17 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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This is what is needed. A reliable from of male birth control.


11 posted on 10/09/2012 1:02:57 PM PDT by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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If there's an egg anywhere around...
...the swimmers will swim...

Women will conceive...
Babies will be born...

Life will find a way..

12 posted on 10/09/2012 1:02:57 PM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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how far do they really have to “swim”? I never really thought about it, but it can’t be that far . . .


14 posted on 10/09/2012 1:04:28 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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Another option is a "dry ejaculation" pill that prevents sperm from being released on ejaculation. These paralyse certain muscles in the male reproductive system, causing a temporary block of the release of semen while having no adverse effects on libido, sexual performance or sensation, so the man still has an orgasm, but produces no fluid.

I don't care what they say, no fluid = less sensation.

15 posted on 10/09/2012 1:04:57 PM PDT by trailhkr1
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HA!.Not good enough... I taught mine to crawl, tumble, and skip.. Ya can’t keep a real man down.. ADAPT, thats my moto.. LOLOL


16 posted on 10/09/2012 1:05:37 PM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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“swimming swimming in the swimming pool
when days are hot
when days are cold
in the swimming pool”

Old camp song. Sorry I had to do it.


17 posted on 10/09/2012 1:06:12 PM PDT by Morgana (Time to play cowboys and muslims.)
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and I am sure women will believe men when they say, “I’ve taken care of it”.


18 posted on 10/09/2012 1:06:24 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie (http://forum.stink-eye.net)
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Sandra fluke is pleased...


20 posted on 10/09/2012 1:09:07 PM PDT by FrankR (They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
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Mine is too good to waste


21 posted on 10/09/2012 1:10:14 PM PDT by Perdogg (Vote like the US Constitution depends on it - it does!!)
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It stops them from swimming? Where are the fish and wildlife people? ENDANGERED SPECIES!


24 posted on 10/09/2012 1:16:58 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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This will prevent them from even leaving the scrotum.


26 posted on 10/09/2012 1:21:58 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
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