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Here I stand, the goddess of Desire
set men on fire
I have this power
Morning noon and night, it’s drink and dancing
some quick romancing
and then a shower
Stage door johnnies constantly surround me
They always hound me
with one request
Who can satisfy their lustful habit?
I’m not a rabbit!
I need some rest!

I’m tired
Sick and tired of love
I’ve had my fill of love
from below and above
Tired
Tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let’s face it
I’m tired!

I’ve been with thousands of men
Again and again
They promise the moon
They’re always coming and going
and going and coming
and always too soon!

Tired
tired of playing the game
Ain’t it a crying shame?
I’m so tired...
Goddammit, I’m tired!

Hello cowboy, what’s your name?
“Tex, ma’am”
Tex ma’am? Tell me Tex Ma’am, are you in show business?
“No”
Then why don’t you get your friggin’ feet off the stage?
La ha
Ah ha he hu...
Hello handsome, is that a 10 gallon hat? Or are you just enjoying the show?
Ah ha ah...
“Oh, Miss Lilly, oh my laby, oh, my ***** cat, put it there baby, put it... ohhhhh”

I’m tired
Tired of playing the game
Ain’t it a crying shame
I’m so tired...

[Prussian soldier chorus led by Mel Brooks]
she’s tired
-she’s tired
sick and tired of love
-give her a break
she’s had her fill of love
-she’s not a snake
from below and above
-can’t you see she’s sick?
tired
-she’s bushed
tired of being admired
-let her alone
tired of love uninspired
-get off the phone
she’s tired
-don’t you know she’s pooped?

I’ve been with thousands of men
Again and again
They sing the same tune
They start with Byron and Shelley
then jump on your belly
and bust your balloon!
Oy! [BANG!]
Tired
tired of playing the game
ain’t it a friggin shame
I’m so...
Let’s face it
Everything below the waist...is kaput!
Tirrrred!