Great! They could add Louisiana, Arkansas and Oklahoma to that petition too. That would make a pretty fair place to live as a separate country. But Texas would have to let us Okies eat Bevo. Mmm, charbroiled longhorn.
We could put together a country with a lot of the USA’s national resources. I support our secession if we really have become irrelevant in presidential races. The Czechs and Slovaks went their separate ways. So should the cons and libs. We get the constitution, they get Dreams From My Father.
Go Texas! Get the ball rolling!