Dear Ask Tommy
They have discovered a new planet with no parents. Could it be Kolob where god lives ?
Excited in Provo
Dear EinP
As the Prophet Joseph told us, all planets have parents. Earth had a Dady Earth and a Mommy Earth and so does this new planet.
Everyone has parents. Even our god had a father himself.
But we think err god thinks err god has said this will prove to be errr this IS Kolob so just this once drink a glass of Kobol to the planet where our god lives.
Because of your mormon-holy-ghost-sealed-in-your-heart question, you get to go on the first exploratory mission to Kolob.
You and your companion get to go for TWO YEARS to knock on eoors and tell of Prophet Joseph’s restored gospel.
What ? Oh Ive been informed god already knows. Never mind about that bit.
Anyhoo for just ONE MILLION dollars you get a free ticket on our first airy submarine to Kolob, all the Ramen noodles you can eat, and 164 Rules for Radical Mormons.
Wont that be a blessing ?
Yes well when can you send in errr when would you like to go ?
Yours in Macaroni err Moroni etc
Ask Tommy
ROFL, you and Els have been spending too much time together.
ROFL, you and Els have been spending too much time together.