[Drew68]

the store owner’s son told him that he had only won $5,000.

Are there really people too stupid to read their own lottery ticket?

[perez24]

I don’t even trust those readers at the store that says whether you won or not.

I am, however, capable of looking at the winning numbers and then determining whether I have any of them on the my ticket.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Well, when you read it as $5,000,000 and you promptly go back to the convenience store to collect, you must be super stupid.

[X-spurt]

Yes! BamaClaus voters.