Does no one weep for Presidential turkeys #3 and 4 who are guaranteed execution and roasting to pay for turkeys #1 and 2 pardon?
Turkey Zero pardoning turkey one.
After seemingless endless appeals Turk-Kay has no more legal options to avoid execution. He has allowed last rites to be administered by a priest, a large and hearty last meal and pre-execution grief counseling.
“It’s society that’s at fault, not me” he complains “How can they claim to know right from wrong? How come they get to set those standards? Who’s to determine what a standard is? By what value?”
After a long bath in special sauces and spices Turk-Kay is set to be broiled for man hours...
Does no one weep for Presidential turkeys #3 and 4 who are guaranteed execution and roasting to pay for turkeys #1 and 2 pardon?
Turkey Zero pardoning turkey one.
Somebody needs to tell the Turkeys, “Man, just be yourself”
Mitch Hedberg on turkeys
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2006/10/17/mitch-hedberg-on-turkeys-166941