LOL. I hear you. I can’t count the times a restaurant has burned down just a few months after being sold to a new owner who either tweaked, and ruined, the menu and the food, or just plain changed everything, losing the faithful clientele.
Must have been a bang up club! ;-)
The three older gentlemen just happened to end up at the same high-end condo/resort on the beach in Florida.
“Yeah - my strip-club was destroyed in a natural gas explosion, and I’m too old to try to rebuild so I figured I’d just retire down here where it’s warm. No more Mass. winters for me.”
“Well what do you know - my Deli/meat shop got broke into and they stole most everything. And what they couldn’t steal they vandalized so bad it just wasn’t worth it to try to open it back up.”
The third guy says “Wow - what a coincidence - my restaurant got completely destroyed during Superstorm Sandy so I too figure I might as well just quit.”
The two other guys look at him, and ask “How the H&%$ did you start that storm?”