Boy that is one horribly written article.
Will someone please explain how a driving pumpkin can pummel someone? Heck how can a pumpkin drive?
A big orange gourd can probably drive better, certainly more intelligently, than some of the dumbass people we have to share the roadways with today
"Investigators are trying to figure out why, and who would do this on a day centered around being thankful."
By someone who is not "thankful"?
Well, the driving pumpkin may be the reason she is “out of the hospital and doing recovering well from her injuries.”