And all this time I’ve been following Jesus like a sucker.
Why believe in a dead messiah when I have a live one right here?
He feeds the hungry with food stamps.
He heals the sick with Obamacare.
Think about that while you’re worshiping your dead god. :)
Now why don’t you racist, sexist, homophobic bigots go pay your taxes? The messiah’s work isn’t cheap. :)
I'll start believing when he turns water into Ketel One vodka and brings someone back to life 3 days after they have been buried. Until then, sorry.