[FredZarguna]

What they need to do is create a government mandated Boyd Bucks Relief program, so children with larger bladders or higher threshholds of pain are forced to subsidize those with smaller or more sensitive ones.

It'll be a good way to get them to understand government healthcare.

If teachers feel they have too many students going at once, they can create Pee Panels, which will determine who deserves relief and who doesn't.

[beelzepug]

The teacher can just tax the students who’ve earned too many “Boyd Bucks” and re-distribute the wealth to the lazy, dumb, or misbehaved kids so it’s all “fair”. Quite simple, really.