LOL! Just last Friday I was first in line in the right-hand turn lane. The right-turn green arrow came on so I quickly looked to my left to make sure no one was running the red light.
I then quickly turned my head to the right and proceeded to make my turn when some jackass on a bike comes hauling ass from the sidewalk at the crosswalk on my right and passes in front of my car. I just barely missed him but as he is passing in front of me he gets angry like its my fault and starts to yell and flip me the bird. I blasted him good with the horn and expected a more in depth discussion but he decided to take off.
Meanwhile the guy in a car behind me starts honking his horn because I'm not turning fast enough!
I have found that most cyclist are dicks who think the traffic laws do not apply to them. However the laws of physics usually prevail.<9>