[USS Alaska]

If weeping, wailing boner had balls would both of them be worth a dime?

If obama had balls, Reggie Love would still be his manlove and would be massaging his $ 1.05 bat.

This isn't a logic problem, it's a 5th grade basic arithmetic problem and one of the easier ones to do.

[Kenny Bunk]

Say, whatever really happened to Reggie Love? I miss him, and so does Barry! Is there a new man in the playroom? I tried to call Valerie, but she won't pick up.

Enquiring minds need to know. Should I ask Michelle?

A smart politician should never be caught with a dead girl or a live boy, so I guess Barry be smart.