[Charles Henrickson]

"Four ounces of the Aged Neolithic, if you please, stout yeoman."

[freedomlover]

Don’t get much call for it around here, sir.

[Renfield]

This skit has a life of its own; there’s even an entry in Wikipedia devoted to it.

Which reminds me...I think I’ll have some Malbec and a slice of Scamorza.

(Back from the kitchen:) Mmmm, good choice!