"Four ounces of the Aged Neolithic, if you please, stout yeoman."
Don’t get much call for it around here, sir.
This skit has a life of its own; there’s even an entry in Wikipedia devoted to it.
Which reminds me...I think I’ll have some Malbec and a slice of Scamorza.
(Back from the kitchen:) Mmmm, good choice!