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Man mistakes hot iron for phone
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| Dec. 13, 2012
Posted on 12/13/2012 10:32:53 PM PST by JoeProBono
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LET THE POLISH JOKES BEGIN
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:35:58 PM PST
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max americana
(Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
To: max americana
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:36:31 PM PST
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umgud
(No Rats, No Rino's)
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:37:25 PM PST
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JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
“And for all the good these ‘suppository’ pills do, I might as well stuff them up my ... or maybe I did.”
“Magda, come help me find my hearing aid!” added the flustered Polish man, pulling a pill out of his ear.
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:44:32 PM PST
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tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: JoeProBono; a fool in paradise
An epidemic in Poland, avoid visiting the country. Yesterday on these pages there was a report of one such incident, now there is another!
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:47:30 PM PST
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Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: tumblindice
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:49:47 PM PST
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JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:51:27 PM PST
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JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: tumblindice
A Polish man is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day.”
So the Pole takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. “How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?”, the man asks himself. “I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day”, he tells himself. So, the next morning he gets up at 4 in the morning and cuts, and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and he only manages to cut five cords.
The man is convinced this is a bad saw. “The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer.” The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the Pole’s claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, “Huh, it looks fine.” Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the Pole responds, “What’s that noise?”
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:53:32 PM PST
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JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:58:38 PM PST
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Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:58:53 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
12/13/2012 11:03:26 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
I was busy on a phone call while also holding a banana I had just peeled. Yes, I put the banana to my ear by mistake.
But that is not as bad as...
...making a call on you regular phone to find your cell phone then picking up the cell phone and saying hello, to myself. Yikes.
Now if I could just find where I put my car keys.
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posted on
12/13/2012 11:05:12 PM PST
by
gunsequalfreedom
(Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
12/13/2012 11:05:21 PM PST
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Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: JoeProBono
I was busy on a phone call while also holding a banana I had just peeled. Yes, I put the banana to my ear by mistake.
But that is not as bad as...
...making a call on your regular phone to find where you put your cell phone then picking up the cell phone when it rings and saying hello (to myself). Yikes.
Now if I could just find where I put my car keys.
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posted on
12/13/2012 11:06:11 PM PST
by
gunsequalfreedom
(Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
To: gunsequalfreedom
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posted on
12/13/2012 11:10:25 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
That doesn't beat what my former ex-girlfriend once did!
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posted on
12/13/2012 11:11:16 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: JoeProBono
My teeth used to be good enough for that.
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posted on
12/13/2012 11:13:46 PM PST
by
gunsequalfreedom
(Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
12/13/2012 11:16:25 PM PST
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JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: gunsequalfreedom
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posted on
12/13/2012 11:18:43 PM PST
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JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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