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To: xsmommy
Did a bit of a draft of our christmas letter and forwarded to xshub. it was damned depressing, i feel bad sending it out! he said he wasn’t able to improve upon it much either!

Those are the years that I give my friends nd relatives a break and just send a card. This may be one of those years. It's always so gratifying when those friends and relatives clamor for a letter the following year!

I have a couple of rules about Christmas letters. Nothing depressing. No bragging. One page only and no font under 11 pt. and never a dark (red, or green, or purple) background color.

One year we tried a "spoof" letter because we were so tired of all the bragging missives we get. My husband wrote it, and we filled it with all kinds of ridiculous non-happenings, including a ficticious trip to Antartica. We bragged about non-accomplishments of our kids. We explained how my husband had launched a new business based on his clever development of a process of carving Chippendale legs with a chain saw for use in reproduction furniture, and on, and on. We even mentioned that this was all a joke at the end of the letter, but (much to our chagrin) many of our friends believed this blarney. I spent the next 3 years denying that letter!

Only ONE friend caught on to the joke. When I chided an old friend on the Chippendale legs, she said, "XXXX has always been so clever. We knew that if anyone could do it, he'd be the one."

And the folks we aimed it at didn't get it at all. We continue to get 2 page, single spaced letters on dark green paper bragging about dinners with the Queen of Sweden and mountain climbs in Nepal.

25 posted on 12/18/2012 6:41:15 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: afraidfortherepublic

You talking about maiming male strippers?


26 posted on 12/18/2012 6:45:38 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: afraidfortherepublic

a spoof letter is truly the only gratifying way to counter the BS-filled ones that one receives. i would have LOVED your’s!
my husband’s BIL sends a multipage one in teeny tiny font. he has one child and he has the nerve to email me last week to ask for what’s happening with our family to include in his. i said, you will hear about our news when you receive our letter, i am not writing your’s for you!
BS or not, i prefer letters, as i don’t see a point to just a card with a signature in it. if it’s a photo card, ok, you can get away with just a card.


31 posted on 12/18/2012 6:52:34 AM PST by xsmommy
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