A place with dozens of species of poisonous snakes, flies that will lay eggs under your skin to later hatch, hellacious humidity. Drive through any village and see all the windows with heavy bars over them. Locals say that is a joke, thieves just use portable car jacks to pry them apart. More affluent all live behind gates.
ATM holdups are common, traffic is kamikaze, etc. Maybe a better place if you live in Detroit or Philly............
Keep away from our Panama.
We don’t want you here.
Go keep Obama company.