[null and void]

RIMMER: You took your time. Where've you been?
LISTER: I was in the AR machine.
RIMMER: Again??
LISTER: What'd you mean again?
RIMMER: Everyone knows you only use the AR machine to have sex.
LISTER: That is not true.
RIMMER: Yes, true. It's pathetic watching you grind away day after day. It's like a dog that's missing it's masters leg. That groinal attachment's supposed to have a lifetimes gurantee, you've worn it out in nearly three weeks.
LISTER: That is an outrageous scandalous piece of libel. I don't just play the role play games. What about the sporting simulations? Like zero-gee kick boxing and Wimbledon.
RIMMER: You only play Wimbledon cos you're having it off with that jail bait ball girl.
LISTER: Is another total lie. She's not jail bait, she's seventeen.
RIMMER: Lister, she's a computer sprite, and surely that's the point; she's just a load of pixels.
LISTER: Yeah, but what pixels!

[Clay Moore]

Rimmer: “Unpack Raphael and get out the puncture repair kit”.

[Vendome]

LOL

Didn’t make it to the bottom of your post and knew it was you.

Merry Christmas.