[adorno]

To go along with the No Abilities Act, how about compensation that is commensurate with their lack of abilities?

The more unable a person is, the bigger the compensation, to make them feel better about themselves.

No work skills? $20/hr wages.
You don’t know basic arithmetic? $5 extra per hour.
No reading skills? $10 extra.
No social skills? $10 extra.
No desire to learn? $20 extra.
Hate your boss and co-”workers”? $10 extra.
Contribute to the liberals/democrats? $50 dollars extra.
Need to be driven to and from “work”? $10 extra.

Basically, the No Abilities Act would be the new path to becoming a millionaire. Problem for those millionaires would be: they wouldn’t have any know-how for how to spend their riches.

[RoosterRedux]

Problem for those millionaires would be: they wouldn’t have any know-how for how to spend their riches.

I'm guessing they would be big investors in the hydroponic marijuana industry.

[satan]

Also solves the school violence problem. Close all the schools. Who needs them when everything is free?