“a standup comedian”
When his stands up, people laugh.
“To those of you out there who, like me, have had enough of all the shooting and killing in this country, I encourage you to spread the rumor that when gun owners talk about their 9 mms, they’re actually referring to their genitalia and not the caliber of their weapons. With any luck, we can stigmatize gun ownership and encourage people to give up their firearms willingly.”
Saul Alinsky rises from the dead.
Okay all you needled-d*ck FReepers, join me in willingly surrendering our guns.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!
/sniffle
What a twit.
[my a key is broken]
No, it means that when he stands up, he is done peeing.