[JRandomFreeper]

Kilt is a word meaning dead where I came from.

Technically, that's true here, if you use phonetic speeling.

But if I was going to get kilt, it would have happened 45 years ago in the neighbor's roses, with his daughter. He was unhappy with me, and threatened dreadful things. ;)

I expect I'll just expire of natural causes, and be in Heaven a full day before the media and the rest of hell knows I'm dead.

/johnny

[greeneyes]

I expect you are correct.