[a fool in paradise]

Salad? With a plateful of pizza you grab a salad?!!

“Not interested in the salad? ‘Bibbity bobbity BACON. I just turned it into an entree.’ But once you put bacon in a salad, it’s no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of ‘find the bacon in the lettuce’. It’s like you’re panning for gold. Eureka!”

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My kids love that routine.
King Baby RULES.