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1 posted on 01/15/2013 5:22:21 PM PST by jimbo123
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35 posted on 01/15/2013 5:53:20 PM PST by Jaxter ("Pro Aris et Focis")
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Well crap, that’s a real shitter.


36 posted on 01/15/2013 5:54:04 PM PST by mykroar ("I'm afraid I can't use a mule. I have several hundred up on Capitol Hill." - Ronald Reagan)
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Composite police sketch of the deceased:


37 posted on 01/15/2013 5:56:44 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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Did he leave a greasy skid-mark on the tracks of the oncoming train?


38 posted on 01/15/2013 5:57:48 PM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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stupid people are everywhere


41 posted on 01/15/2013 6:05:07 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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“fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train”

His statement (by doing that) would be what?


42 posted on 01/15/2013 6:09:46 PM PST by equaviator
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In the bowels of the big city, a man had to empty his bowels. Then, he got bowl-ed over


47 posted on 01/15/2013 6:28:27 PM PST by SeminoleCounty (The only automatic weapon is the one Obama uses to take your paycheck)
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Cleanup on Track 9!


48 posted on 01/15/2013 6:34:44 PM PST by montomike (Politics should be about service and not a lucrative, money-making opportunity!)
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I hear that train a coming.
It’s rolling round the bend.
There’s a guy taking a dump between the cars
I saw his rear end.

Now I’m stuck in New York City
And time keeps dragging by.
When I hear that Letterman monologue
I hang my head and cry.


49 posted on 01/15/2013 6:35:54 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Not one more joke about people in the South after this. The guy was probably on his way to meet Bloomberg at an art gallery.


50 posted on 01/15/2013 6:38:36 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Is the mayor limiting toilet time?


56 posted on 01/15/2013 7:05:22 PM PST by bmwcyle (We have gone over the cliff and we are about to hit the bottom)
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I bet the train left some serious skid marks.


57 posted on 01/15/2013 7:12:05 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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60 posted on 01/15/2013 7:48:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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He should have taken the #2 train to Flushing.


61 posted on 01/15/2013 8:21:23 PM PST by o-n-money
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Montezuma finally got his revenge!


64 posted on 01/15/2013 9:20:02 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: jimbo123; a fool in paradise

What’s the latest poop on this story? Is the defecated train defective now?


65 posted on 01/15/2013 9:21:35 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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OK, I’ll read the whole article, but how could it possibly get weirder?


67 posted on 01/15/2013 10:03:22 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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So according to the report another guy supposedly crawled from the tracks out of pure coincidence all bloody and likewise had been hit by a train at the same station?
Um, am I the only one that thinks they were knotted together like dogs and one “got the shaft” and the other avoided death by pure luck? I say the recipient started to fall in the heat of passion, grabbed the other one and both went over-board.

Call me crazy, but how would someone know he was defecating?
Maybe just an assumption since his pants were down and he was bent over?


69 posted on 01/15/2013 11:59:46 PM PST by METARZAN
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It’s like the sign says, Holly, “LA VIA DEL TREN SUBTERRANEO ES PELIGROSA.”

So long, Holly.


74 posted on 01/17/2013 10:15:59 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Please, don't tell Obama what comes after a trillion.)
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