[Red Steel]

Time to ban New York subways. “Even if we can save one life...”

[Kozak]

“Hold my beer....”

[COBOL2Java]

Well at least he died relieved.

[GreenAccord]

When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Wait. What?

[GreatestGuyIKnow]

Here’s your sign...

[mylife]

Ah New Yawk! A Liberal Utopia!

[ichabod1]

First you say it then you do it.

[Sarah Barracuda]

At least he died with a clean colon

[drjimmy]

His last words? OH SH*T!

[Boogieman]

I’ll admit, in my misspent youth, I went out between the cars to sneak a cigarette with my buddies a few times. It is quite an adrenaline rush, especially when the trains are going through the tunnels underground. Of course it was stupid and dangerous to do that, but that was half of the fun, the other half being that it was forbidden.

I think we joked about taking a number one off the moving train while we were out there, but thought better of that because of the risk of electrocution. Never even crossed our minds to try a number two!

[popdonnelly]

New York, the classiest city on Earth.

[Michael.SF.]

Ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

[Flick Lives]

A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.

He should have taken the #2 train.

[GreenLanternCorps]

So, does this count as dying on the toilet?

[SeaHawkFan]

That’s the shits.

[mikrofon]

(Excerpt) Read more at nycompost.com ...

[a fool in paradise]

Where was he defecting to?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

What a crappy way to die!

[Hardraade]

Occupy?

[SAMWolf]

It’s called “Thinning the herd”