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To: Bulwinkle

#ThingsIWouldRatherDoThanGoToObamasInauguration

Rub salt and alcohol into bleeding hemorrhoids with an SOS pad.

Stand between Michael Moore and the last piece of pizza.

Watch Michael Moore pole dance!!!!

Be Barney Frank’s proctologist

Watch Rosie O’Donnell vs. Barbara Streisand nude mud wrestle!!!!

6 posted on 01/19/2013 5:19:30 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)

To: cripplecreek

Give a wolverine a bikini wax.

9 posted on 01/19/2013 5:30:20 AM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)

To: cripplecreek

Cripple...you are insane. :-)

But please add having sex with Helen Thomas.

30 posted on 01/19/2013 7:05:49 AM PST by Mountain Mary (Pray for our Republic...)

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