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Q: Does this Rock come wit a crtificate of authenticty? I don't want to buy any of those fake Chineese import rocks that just break when you use them.
A: It will come with a certificate of authenticity.

Q: Will you ship to New York? It would need to be quick because the grip on this assault rock would count as a "military" feature and may be banned tonight.
A: I will ship to New York. Auction ends tomorrow so you should probably do everything you can so you can get grandfathered in. I'll ship it right out for you.

Q: Can this work in conjunction with pocket sand?
A: It could be quite the combo.

Q: Sheesh, that looks like it could leave quite nasty cuts or bruises, and could be pretty noisy. Is it possible to get them with a coating of moss, so as to cushion some of those sharp edges?
(Or at least make the blows a bit quieter?)
A: Something like a pillow sack can help to suppress the noise from a blow. If you are looking to do less damage might I recommend you arm yourself with a smile and hugs.

Q: I have been informed that the weapon you are advertising for sale (or a model just like it) was involved in a unprovoked attack and eventual death of one Mr, Goliath (first name unknown) by a Mr. David (last name unknown).
Can you confirm or deny that this was the weapon of choice used in the criminal attack? Surely you must have heard of it ...it made the news...even got written up in a book!
A: Some of our original designs are based off of David's rock. It's nice seeing a properly armed citizen defending himself and others. What could have happened had he not had his assault rock?

Q: Hello: If I have multiple assult rocks, do I need a special permit for a "high capacity rock holder"? Thank you.
A: No permit necessary if you live in the free states.

Q: Hi, I'm looking at your AR, I think I saw these being endorsed by Chuck Norris, is this the same model?
If not, I think I would need more than just 1, do you have more available?
A: We will have a commercial featuring Chuck Norris coming out soon. He is going to karate kick California into the ocean, that's all I can give away right now.

Q: Do you believe in the saying.. "I will give up my Rock, when they take it from my dead cold Hands".. as I don't want to support those with constitutionrockphobia.
A: I can assure you, when they come for my rock, I will give it to them one swing at a time.

Q: Hi. Can you assemble these rocks either with a "sand button" or in a "featureless" configuration (i.e. without sharp points) so that they're California-legal?
We like black rocks here, too, but we have to jump through some extra hoops to fill our 10-rock buckets.
A: Maybe we can line up a rock show loophole purchase, own your rock in California in protest and contact your state reps and let them know they are idiots. Better yet, move to the free states as soon as possible.

Q: Is this the Standard Ar and if so, Can it be customized with the New Improved STICK attachment?
A: This is the standard A2 configuration, it will accept most common aftermarket attachments.

Q: Anything in camo coming soon?
A: Yes, we have some in the works, keep an eye on our auctions for it.

Q: Hi, I'd hate to invest in this only for it to be taken away. Do you know if this AR will be grandfathered in if AWB comes into play?
A: We hope they will be grandfathered. If they aren't they should be worth a lot on the underground assault rock market. If they come for your assault rock, give it to them one swing at a time.

Q: Do you offer this in blue for traning purposes?
A: We do not offer any less than lethal assault rocks so we can not in good conscience offer a training model.