[Stanwood_Dave]

JOKE, got this from another post, here on Free Republic. Ref: My tax return

My tax return I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied:

12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”
1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?/i

I guess it was because of my response to the question: “dependents I claimed."i

[KTM rider]

one the subject of taxes, I just found out I need a tax guy now too, I am facing foreclosure due to loss of job thru no fault of mine

I just became aware that if you lose your job and cant pay your mortgage better hurry and push foreclosure you have until dec 2013 for tax forgiveness, after that , even if you qualify for the insolvency clause forgiveness the feds and state WILL TAKE YOUR PENSION if you have one to cover the tax on the forgiven amount of the mortgage , whether it is being drawn or not .

LOSE YOUR HOME: LOSE YOUR PENSION (or any other assets)