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1 posted on 01/25/2013 11:12:40 AM PST by nickcarraway
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Owner Catches Burglar Using Sauna

How do you use a sauna to catch a burglar?

2 posted on 01/25/2013 11:24:25 AM PST by Pollster1
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Very clever of the owner to use a sauna to catch a burglar.


3 posted on 01/25/2013 11:25:07 AM PST by webheart (King of the Passive Voice)
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I lived in San Andreas when I was 4 years old. I doubt that there was a house with a sauna there in those days, although the high school had bats in the attic. My father (the chemistry teacher and coach) had to chase them out.

The main thing that I remmber about tiny San Andreas was the “museum” which was next door to the General Store and shared space with the library. They had a thick, square (at one time) steel, can in the window that had been ripped apart by a bear, dating from the gold rush days. That made quite an impression on a 4 year old about the power of a bear, I can assure you. It is memory, still vivid.


4 posted on 01/25/2013 11:29:39 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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We must outlaw saunas. No burglar is safe as long as home owners have saunas.

When saunas are outlawed only outlaws will have saunas.

YOU can have my sauna when you pry it from my cold wrinkled hands!

6 posted on 01/25/2013 11:35:49 AM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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one more thing to keep in mind if I ever build one in my back yard. Thanks!

trenchcoat? huh.


7 posted on 01/25/2013 12:21:41 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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That's sauna (saw-na.)
8 posted on 01/25/2013 2:01:12 PM PST by Misterioso ( "Those who grant sympathy to guilt, grant none to innocence." - Ayn Rand)
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