[Pollster1]

That is a first of the greatest magnitude! A FIREARM THAT DIDN’T FALL OVERBOARD!!!

I used to have one of those too, but . . .

[Old Sarge]

That is a first of the greatest magnitude! A FIREARM THAT DIDN’T FALL OVERBOARD!!!

I used to have one of those too, but . . .

Oh, that tragic house fire.

All that ammunition started cooking off. The firemen couldn't even get close. Total loss, I tell you...