[The Cajun]

Had a secretary at the shop, good lady, but would always run to the boss and tell him rumors about someone quitting, etc, that she had overheard out back in the shop.
Me and a buddy would always set her up when she was in eavesdropping distance.
You could almost see sparks fly from her little high heels running to the front office.
Boss would always come back and asks "What you two sons of -itches stirring up now".
He got as big of a charge out of it as us.
Would always walk back up front shaking his head and laughing.
Best boss I ever worked for, was a honor to know somebody like him.

[mylife]

There is one in every office. LOL