LOL!!
I had three aunties live into their late 90s. If one of them got particularly cranky, I would buy her a box of Depends and tell her to "take a vacation" -- just to be able to lie in bed without getting up three times a night and finding the cane so she could toddle to the bathroom in the dark.
You responded to this almost a year later! For a second I thought I was losing it, as I hadn’t remembered the original post.