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Lazamataz Leaves FR! The Big Oh-P***!
My Fevered Brow | 1/31/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/30/2013 10:23:05 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Berlin_Freeper

I am not a human being on a spiritual journey.

I am not a spiritual being on a human journey.

I am a ManBearPig on a victory-lap journey.


141 posted on 01/30/2013 12:58:11 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!


142 posted on 01/30/2013 12:59:47 PM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: saleman
“If you’re Amish, then I’m a twenty-somthing Sophia Loren look-alike!”

I’d hit it!!!!

What self-respecting man wouldn't?

143 posted on 01/30/2013 1:01:09 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: Lazamataz
The World just doesn't make sense any more...

Yeah, ok. You aren't actually a part of that. But is doesn't.

Having no other point to make... Here's a picture of Jesse Duff.


144 posted on 01/30/2013 1:02:49 PM PST by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: Lazamataz
OPUS Gangnam Stlye:

I saddens me deeply to come before you today, Free Republic.
What I have to say here is the product of much soul-searching
and introspection and isn't a decision I have have come to lightly.

The time has come for Free Republic and humblegunner to part ways.

Too often have folks here misunderstood my kind offers of help in
matters of character and the embracement of reality. Daily it happens.

My benevolent endeavors are met with open hostility and cruel words.
The fact is that my ego and my feelings are not up to the onslaught
of hatred and ignorance. I must put this whole situation behind me
and, having cast off the weight of Free Republic dragging at me,
procede forward into the brave new world that surely awaits me.

Goodbye, cruel FReepers!

(Excerpt) Read more at blogfantastical.com ...

145 posted on 01/30/2013 1:03:50 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Trust you to link to a hit-seeking blog!


146 posted on 01/30/2013 1:06:42 PM PST by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: Lazamataz

Satire at its best. Nice job.


147 posted on 01/30/2013 1:07:51 PM PST by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: wtc911; 50mm; darkwing104; Arrowhead1952; Darksheare; TheOldLady; Lady Jag; Chode; shibumi; ...

THOU ART A DUST-BUNNY BEHIND THE DRESSER OF LIFE!
BITE THE WAX TADPOLE, THOU ANCIENT TROLL!!

148 posted on 01/30/2013 1:08:54 PM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Lazamataz

149 posted on 01/30/2013 1:09:33 PM PST by mirkwood (project gutenberg)
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To: mirkwood

Heeheee.... ;^)


150 posted on 01/30/2013 1:18:24 PM PST by Red Steel
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To: Lazamataz
ManBearPig & ManBearPig reply
151 posted on 01/30/2013 1:19:31 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Lazamataz

Wow Laz, wtc911 was zotted almost an hour ago, and I can still smell the ozone.


152 posted on 01/30/2013 1:21:30 PM PST by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: Lazamataz

My pleasure, darling. I hope it filled the bill.

I exceeded my allowed bandwidth just for you, my dear.


153 posted on 01/30/2013 1:26:23 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz
I notice Mr. Laz, that on that bike picture, there's no sexy Amish maid clinging to your love handles.

What happened, your Amish wheelie knocked her off?

154 posted on 01/30/2013 1:29:29 PM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Palin was correct!)
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To: humblegunner

I thought you said that it wasn’t all that bad. I like you, and to heck with those who don’t.


155 posted on 01/30/2013 1:31:12 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: humblegunner
(Excerpt) Read more at blogfantastical.com ...

LMAO!

156 posted on 01/30/2013 1:31:58 PM PST by houeto (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: humblegunner

PDS troll and blog pimp. Sigh... Linkee no workee.


157 posted on 01/30/2013 1:36:07 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz

I’m grateful to you for expanding my vocabulary as well.

I had no idea there were that many pejoratives.

I gotta get out more.


158 posted on 01/30/2013 1:36:11 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Viva Christo Rey)
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To: TheOldLady

I was just funnin’.

You know I spread the negativity out on the floor and roll in it.

My preciousssss..s...


159 posted on 01/30/2013 1:36:13 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

ROFLMAO! Good riddance, blog pimp!


160 posted on 01/30/2013 1:37:12 PM PST by TADSLOS ( "I ask sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people except for a few politicians."-George Mason)
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