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The Funniest (And Worst) Engrish In Classic Japanese Video Games
Kotaku ^ | FEB 1, 2013 | Gergo Vas

Posted on 02/01/2013 8:17:15 PM PST by nickcarraway

Back in the day Japanese developers didn't have the budget or the control to make perfect Japanese-to-English translations... although probably no one really cared. They had to translate and export their games to the West as fast as possible.

So they can't be blamed for this really—but the results are too hilarious. We collected some of them below.


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To: gaijin

My frat mate from college is the English teacher for a “gakuen” (high school) in Hokkaido. He sticks out because he’s the only white dude there so he’s popular. He told me when he replaced the other Engrish’ teacher, he almost died laughing the week before as he was reviewing the school syllabus for the upcoming school year and almost every sentence was spelled wrong.


21 posted on 02/01/2013 10:56:15 PM PST by max americana (Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
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To: Norm Lenhart

I was trying to hope for the best, but you may be right! Thanks.


22 posted on 02/01/2013 11:22:07 PM PST by jttpwalsh
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To: nickcarraway

23 posted on 02/01/2013 11:28:00 PM PST by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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24 posted on 02/01/2013 11:38:04 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: nickcarraway

I’ll have to post some of my own funny pics of Engrish over the years. I wish it was easier to share photos here.


25 posted on 02/02/2013 4:37:39 AM PST by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.g)
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To: Dubya-M-Dees

My best friend had an early Honda motorcycle way back in the day that required (too) frequent clutch adjustments. We figured out how to do it no thanks to the manual which advised the user, at one point to “tickle the nut smilingly”


26 posted on 02/02/2013 4:52:13 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Are there any websites for Asians to laugh at our use of their characters? I would love to see whether there are more cases like the tattoo in Chinese that said “this is an ugly boy”?


27 posted on 02/02/2013 6:36:24 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: KarlInOhio

I’m sure there are, and that’s my exact thought every time I see some nutjob with Japanese or Chinese characters tattooed on his or her neck.


28 posted on 02/02/2013 7:02:12 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: nickcarraway
Hey FR old timers remember this classic?......

"all your video games are berong to us!" Hahahaaa!!!

29 posted on 02/02/2013 7:14:00 AM PST by wesagain (The God #Elohim# of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is the One True GOD.)
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To: null and void

Move Zig!


30 posted on 02/04/2013 7:32:29 PM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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