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Iran's monkey may not actually have made it back from space alive
The Verge ^ | Feb 1, 2013 | Adi Robertson

Posted on 02/02/2013 2:31:25 AM PST by Corporate Democrat

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The Independent both noticed that while the monkey seen in press shots had a prominent mole over one eye, there was no sign of it when the animal appeared later at a press conference

The Iranian space people might have found a means to removing moles from faces, and they could be soon offering shots into space for people who need to have moles removed.
21 posted on 02/02/2013 8:01:48 AM PST by adorno (Y)
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The animated bear originally selected for the mission was caught trying to escape.


22 posted on 02/02/2013 6:42:46 PM PST by clearcarbon
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All they need is a Scud missile aimed straight up and two monkeys.
Based on the range of a scud, if you shoot it straight up it will go high enough to qualify as "space" and then come down again. Hard.
That's when the second monkey will prove useful.

I'm in full support of Ahmadinejad manning their second launch. But with our luck they probably have two of him also.

23 posted on 02/05/2013 8:56:02 AM PST by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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