[Eric in the Ozarks]

Wife's BD is today. We dined at Bentley's in Lake Ozark at Lake of the Ozarks and had the sinful, lushes, rare prime rib with gorgeous asparagus and a glass of zin.
Damn...I wish I could grow this.

[JRandomFreeper]

I cook a great Prime Rib, and can actually start with a whole, live, cow/steer and get from here to there on that.

Asparagus, I've got, fresh and wonderful. Right out of the garden. Or will in a couple of months.

Zinfendel? Nyet, tovarich. Not to be found native around here. Closest I can get to that is the homebrew, and it ain't Zin.

But with the prime rib after rassling down the steer, taking and cooking the prime rib, and carefully picking the asparagus, my homebrew is enough to put Her (who must be obeyed) in the mood.

/johnny