[The Great RJ]

I read someplace that the EPA will try to ban wood burning stoves and fireplaces. I find it ironic that during the 1970s environmentalists had bumper stickers that read “Split Wood Not Atoms” touting wood as an environmentally safe renewable energy source. Now burning wood is an environmental heresy.

[Bob]

...touting wood as an environmentally safe renewable energy source.

Hey, do you think wood just grows on trees? Oh, wait....