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karl rove is sitting several tables over
me

Posted on 02/13/2013 6:27:53 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative

Rove is sitting several tables over from me. Anything you want me to say to the a-hole? lol


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To: Abbeville Conservative
Plotting the destruction of the Tea Party.
21 posted on 02/13/2013 6:36:13 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
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To: cripplecreek

ROTFLOL


22 posted on 02/13/2013 6:36:27 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Tell him the founding fathers want to know why he’s never had a real job.


23 posted on 02/13/2013 6:38:00 PM PST by samadams2000 (Someone important make......The Call!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Don’t give out your coordinates, otherwise a drone may start orbiting the establishment you are at ...


24 posted on 02/13/2013 6:38:26 PM PST by SecondAmendment (Restoring our Republic at 9.8357x10^8 FPS)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Be respectful. I used to work in retail. One day my liberal US Congressman came in with his wife and semi-beautiful daughter; I was respectful.


25 posted on 02/13/2013 6:39:43 PM PST by Perdogg (Mark Levin - It's called the Bill of Rights not Bill of Needs)
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To: Caipirabob
"Order him a fine cup of hot tea. Ask the waiter to bring it to his table with the compliments of the tea party and an invite to “suck it down”. I can dream. Cheers to you for not projectile vomiting at the rino. Try to enjoy your meal."

The cleverest and classiest recommendation so far. I 2nd it.

26 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:28 PM PST by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12)
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To: Caipirabob; Abbeville Conservative

No... with a note that says:

“Courtesy of the TEA Party. Please blow it before you suck it down. Enjoy”


27 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:28 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Abbeville Conservative; Caipirabob

I like the tea idea. Send him over a cup and invite him to join the party.


28 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:45 PM PST by old and tired
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Walk by his table and say loud enough for him to hear: “He really does look like Porky Pig!”


29 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:51 PM PST by Batman11 (We came for the chicken sandwiches and a Sweet Tea Party broke out!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

If he chokes on a chicken bone it is your moral duty to give him the Heimlich maneuver.

If fat Karl keels over from a heart attack you are not morally obligated to give him mouth to mouth.


30 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:57 PM PST by DManA
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Ask him if he’s ever considered another line of work, because God seems to be giving him some not-so-subtle hints.


31 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:33 PM PST by Trod Upon (The Second Amendment acknowledges our inherent right to revolt if tyrannized.)
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To: Caipirabob

Done!! LOL


32 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:50 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative (Sarah Palin, the only cure for the RINO virus.)
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To: Perdogg
"One day my liberal US Congressman came in with his wife and semi-beautiful daughter; I was respectful."

I would have been respectful under those circumstances because a sitting congressman ostensibly represents people of the district who elected him.

Nobody voted for Rove. Personally, I like the idea of sending him a complimentary cup of piping hot tea.

33 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:50 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Ask him why the President of the United States called him “Turd Blossom.”


34 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:54 PM PST by EternalVigilance (America's Party: An irate, tireless minority...setting brushfires of freedom...www.SelfGovernment.US)
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To: Caipirabob

Done!! LOL


35 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:58 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative (Sarah Palin, the only cure for the RINO virus.)
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To: Perdogg
...and semi-beautiful daughter

Well that explains it! :-)

36 posted on 02/13/2013 6:42:12 PM PST by KevinB (A country that would elect Barack Obama president twice is no longer worth fighting for.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Ask for straws.

Take a straw’s ends between thumb and index finger of each hand and spin until highly pressurized.

Have someone else snap the straw with the nail of their index finger.

Observe.


37 posted on 02/13/2013 6:44:35 PM PST by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Is that what you drink as a Republican to make yourself feel better?


38 posted on 02/13/2013 6:44:58 PM PST by OKRA2012
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Trip and spill a bloody mary.


39 posted on 02/13/2013 6:45:08 PM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

Yes, the cup of TEA says it all


40 posted on 02/13/2013 6:45:17 PM PST by Josa
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