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karl rove is sitting several tables over
me

Posted on 02/13/2013 6:27:53 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative

Rove is sitting several tables over from me. Anything you want me to say to the a-hole? lol


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1 posted on 02/13/2013 6:27:55 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative
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To: Abbeville Conservative

LOL!


2 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:06 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Is he in a public situation, or is he trying to enjoy some private time with his family?


3 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:06 PM PST by krb (Obama is a miserable failure.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Fart when you walk by.


4 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:15 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Ask him if he is going to come to Rubio’s defense over the sip of water like he did Bush over the Bush lied, people died accusations


5 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:46 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative
How about "Why do you hate your country enough to endorse the likes of Romney?"
6 posted on 02/13/2013 6:30:46 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Take your forefinger and thumb and make the “L” sign for loser.

Tell him thanks for giving us Obama——TWICE!


7 posted on 02/13/2013 6:31:20 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

What an opportunity, lol.


8 posted on 02/13/2013 6:31:28 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: krb

Looks like a business meeting


9 posted on 02/13/2013 6:31:39 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative (Sarah Palin, the only cure for the RINO virus.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Yeah!
Wait to see what he picks off the menu and then be sure to order something different for yourself.
Whatever he gets will no doubt look decent enough, but have no flavor, and give you an upset stomach later.


10 posted on 02/13/2013 6:31:39 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Why don’t you lead with “Hey, Carl you’re an ahole!”? Then tell us what happens.


11 posted on 02/13/2013 6:31:58 PM PST by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

“Will you pick up my bill?”


12 posted on 02/13/2013 6:32:37 PM PST by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2013! Geaux, Pack, Geaux!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Tell the Fat F**k, “If he can’t even beat Obama then how the heck does he expect to beat us in the Tea Party?”


13 posted on 02/13/2013 6:32:54 PM PST by Trueblackman (As a Conservative, I am proud to be on the Obama's enemy list and on the right side of history..)
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To: exit82

Do the “L” sign and tell him it’s from the Freepers


14 posted on 02/13/2013 6:33:03 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Say nothing. Hand him your check.


15 posted on 02/13/2013 6:33:09 PM PST by Dysart
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To: Abbeville Conservative
Anything you want me to say to the a-hole? lol

Nothing that won't get you arrested :)

16 posted on 02/13/2013 6:33:47 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: cripplecreek
LoL!

Around Rove that would actually be like air-freshener.

17 posted on 02/13/2013 6:33:54 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Looks like a business meeting.

Monkey business.


18 posted on 02/13/2013 6:34:09 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: Abbeville Conservative

I guess he is raising funds to defeat those pesky “far right” Republicans


19 posted on 02/13/2013 6:35:27 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Order him a fine cup of hot tea. Ask the waiter to bring it to his table with the compliments of the tea party and an invite to “suck it down”. I can dream. Cheers to you for not projectile vomiting at the rino. Try to enjoy your meal.


20 posted on 02/13/2013 6:36:01 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Abbeville Conservative
Plotting the destruction of the Tea Party.
21 posted on 02/13/2013 6:36:13 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
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To: cripplecreek

ROTFLOL


22 posted on 02/13/2013 6:36:27 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Tell him the founding fathers want to know why he’s never had a real job.


23 posted on 02/13/2013 6:38:00 PM PST by samadams2000 (Someone important make......The Call!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Don’t give out your coordinates, otherwise a drone may start orbiting the establishment you are at ...


24 posted on 02/13/2013 6:38:26 PM PST by SecondAmendment (Restoring our Republic at 9.8357x10^8 FPS)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Be respectful. I used to work in retail. One day my liberal US Congressman came in with his wife and semi-beautiful daughter; I was respectful.


25 posted on 02/13/2013 6:39:43 PM PST by Perdogg (Mark Levin - It's called the Bill of Rights not Bill of Needs)
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To: Caipirabob
"Order him a fine cup of hot tea. Ask the waiter to bring it to his table with the compliments of the tea party and an invite to “suck it down”. I can dream. Cheers to you for not projectile vomiting at the rino. Try to enjoy your meal."

The cleverest and classiest recommendation so far. I 2nd it.

26 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:28 PM PST by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12)
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To: Caipirabob; Abbeville Conservative

No... with a note that says:

“Courtesy of the TEA Party. Please blow it before you suck it down. Enjoy”


27 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:28 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Abbeville Conservative; Caipirabob

I like the tea idea. Send him over a cup and invite him to join the party.


28 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:45 PM PST by old and tired
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Walk by his table and say loud enough for him to hear: “He really does look like Porky Pig!”


29 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:51 PM PST by Batman11 (We came for the chicken sandwiches and a Sweet Tea Party broke out!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

If he chokes on a chicken bone it is your moral duty to give him the Heimlich maneuver.

If fat Karl keels over from a heart attack you are not morally obligated to give him mouth to mouth.


30 posted on 02/13/2013 6:40:57 PM PST by DManA
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Ask him if he’s ever considered another line of work, because God seems to be giving him some not-so-subtle hints.


31 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:33 PM PST by Trod Upon (The Second Amendment acknowledges our inherent right to revolt if tyrannized.)
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To: Caipirabob

Done!! LOL


32 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:50 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative (Sarah Palin, the only cure for the RINO virus.)
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To: Perdogg
"One day my liberal US Congressman came in with his wife and semi-beautiful daughter; I was respectful."

I would have been respectful under those circumstances because a sitting congressman ostensibly represents people of the district who elected him.

Nobody voted for Rove. Personally, I like the idea of sending him a complimentary cup of piping hot tea.

33 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:50 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Ask him why the President of the United States called him “Turd Blossom.”


34 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:54 PM PST by EternalVigilance (America's Party: An irate, tireless minority...setting brushfires of freedom...www.SelfGovernment.US)
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To: Caipirabob

Done!! LOL


35 posted on 02/13/2013 6:41:58 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative (Sarah Palin, the only cure for the RINO virus.)
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To: Perdogg
...and semi-beautiful daughter

Well that explains it! :-)

36 posted on 02/13/2013 6:42:12 PM PST by KevinB (A country that would elect Barack Obama president twice is no longer worth fighting for.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Ask for straws.

Take a straw’s ends between thumb and index finger of each hand and spin until highly pressurized.

Have someone else snap the straw with the nail of their index finger.

Observe.


37 posted on 02/13/2013 6:44:35 PM PST by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Is that what you drink as a Republican to make yourself feel better?


38 posted on 02/13/2013 6:44:58 PM PST by OKRA2012
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Trip and spill a bloody mary.


39 posted on 02/13/2013 6:45:08 PM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

Yes, the cup of TEA says it all


40 posted on 02/13/2013 6:45:17 PM PST by Josa
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Ask him if he has a copy of his book....

they ran out of toilet paper in the restaurant.


41 posted on 02/13/2013 6:45:24 PM PST by Nachum (The Obama "List" at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Although the tea idea is very clever, I would not suggest actually doing it or making contact with the guy in any other way. I was once in a position to give Deval Patrick a piece of my mind but in the end just left him alone.


42 posted on 02/13/2013 6:46:17 PM PST by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12)
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To: Abbeville Conservative; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

Ask him if he wants you to sign an autograph for him!


43 posted on 02/13/2013 6:46:59 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Just call him a magnificent bastard.


44 posted on 02/13/2013 6:47:42 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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Crap!! The waiter won’t do it.


45 posted on 02/13/2013 6:47:45 PM PST by Abbeville Conservative (Sarah Palin, the only cure for the RINO virus.)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Outstanding!


46 posted on 02/13/2013 6:47:48 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

You must have a gov job to be able to eat where he eats! lol


47 posted on 02/13/2013 6:48:11 PM PST by US_MilitaryRules (Unnngh! To many PDS people!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Tell that son of a bitch that I will NEVER forgive him for what he did to Christine O’Donnell on the night of her primary win!


48 posted on 02/13/2013 6:48:18 PM PST by sauropod (I will not comply)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Yes, the tea idea is excellent. Send him a cuppa tea with a note it’s from the Donner Party!


49 posted on 02/13/2013 6:49:12 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Abbeville Conservative

Try a different waiter?


50 posted on 02/13/2013 6:50:53 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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