[wbill]

As much as I'd like to ascribe some greater conspiracy to this, it looks like some fool added 2+2 and came up with only 3.

My uncle was a school janitor for a long, long time. He had a problem with the boys - all about that age, 10,11,12 - peeing on the radiator in the bathroom. Probably made an interesting sizzling sound, or something.

His solution? He borrowed some of my Aunt's nail polish and put a dot on the back of each urinal. Kids had something to aim at, problem solved.

In this day and age, I'd just put up a camera in the gym and figure out who the phantom pooper was.

[Responsibility2nd]

“His solution? He borrowed some of my Aunt’s nail polish ...”

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Meh. My solution? I would’ve live wired that radiator.

(insert evil laugh here)