Obama says Hagel won two Purple Stars
That's NOTHIN'. I won two Green Clovers and three Yellow Moons!
posted on 02/15/2013 10:44:02 AM PST
(Republicans have the same policies as the Democrats, except for the part where they win elections.)
What?! No pink hearts? Slacker!!
posted on 02/15/2013 10:46:52 AM PST
(He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever.)
And the citation reads: “In service of the male sex everywhere and as an aggressive hitter of all things female, above and beyond the call of duty and nature; FReeper Lazamataz is hereby awarded two Green Clovers and three Yellow Moons’’.
posted on 02/15/2013 11:34:02 AM PST
(Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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