“SCREEEEEEECH (fingernails on blackboard). So you’ve got yourselves a rabbit problem, eh? Well I was on that Winnebago that broke down outside Salt Lake City International. Five of us went into the median. We was on a secret mission to deliver the beer. Communications blackout. At first, the little bunnies would come up just for a look. But then they started attacking! We threw carrots at them and told them we love Bugs Bunny. But they kept coming. Five went into the median...only one comes out. Now I can catch these bunnies for you. I have the equipment and the experience. All I needs now, is your money har har har!”
From the novel FLUFFYTAILS
Just put a scuba tank under the cars and shoot it.