A man has been lost in the desert for many days. He is long out of food and ran out of water a couple days ago.
There is no sign of shade nor civilization. On his last legs, he collapses.
A few crawls later, he notices that buzzards are circling. “This is it, I guess!”, he thinks as he starts to cry in frustration.
With what little strength he has left, he rolls over onto his back and shouts with all that he can muster - “WHY ME LORD??WHY ME?!!!!!”
And then, the buzzards stop circling for a moment and a loud, booming bass voice calls down from the Heavens - “Why you? Because Ralph, there is something about you that just pisses me off!!”