Purim is this weekend (specifically, strday night and sunday day). Beware! Hide under your beds lest you be destroyed just as were Haman and his sons!
Anyone spreading propaganda about a "Jewish conspiracy" will meet the following fate: Jews will snap their fingers and "create money out of nothing" in your windpipes, causing you to smother! You will suffocate on money! Mwa-ha-ha!!! I mean, cause that's what you do when you can "create money out of nothing!"
Or maybe they will fluoridate your drinking water, or confiscate your apricot pits, or create money "out of nothing" in your liver!
Quiver in fear of the Learned Elders of Zion! [/sarcasm]
I heard that Jewish grandmothers will tie you up, force you to eat gefilte fish while bemoaning for hours on end why you didn’t become a doctor or lawyer. Some say it is akin to water boarding.