But it's okay to serve "dog food" aka pink slime to our kids.
When I lived in northern Michigan I went out with a crew led by the DNR and the local Chippewa to collect salmon that were freshly dead or dying after they spawned. They gave us a basic idea of what to look for (bright red gills and no obvious rot) and gave them a quick inspection themselves.
We took truckloads out for the poor. That was my kind of charity. Spending the day in the woods wading in the river.