[Future Snake Eater]

police said they detained the 19-year-old student for three hours while searching his locker, before determining that it was all one big misunderstanding.

It took three hours to search one locker?

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

“It took three hours to search one locker?”

Either the cops were trying to get over-time pay, or they were serving donuts in the school cafeteria that day.