Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: DogByte6RER
The "mutated rats" have been running rampant in the capital, as cats are scared off by their giant size

Rats, rats, rats
They fought the dogs
And killed the cats.

Who ya gonna call ... ?

14 posted on 03/03/2013 3:23:04 PM PST by dr_lew
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: dr_lew

“The “mutated rats” have been running rampant in the capital, as cats are scared off by their giant size

Rats, rats, rats
They fought the dogs
And killed the cats.

Who ya gonna call ... ?”

The only solution is to call Mossad headquarters. Those are rats were created by the Mossad.

PS The rats Iran released photos of are clearly just juveniles. Mature ‘Mosssad Rats” (Ratus israelensis mossadus) eat cats and dogs weighing less that 50 pounds.

This data can be verified on eleventy seven in the Twelth of Never issue of the Journal of Mossad Animal Research.


45 posted on 03/03/2013 8:56:41 PM PST by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson