[Mr. Jeeves]

Eventually the "infinite cretid" will run out and the beast will starve to death.

That's a great typo to describe school bureaucrats! A cross between "fetid" and "cretin" - unfortunately, I don't think we'll ever run out of those, even if there's no cash left. :)

[jboot]

Hmmm...and I thunk we could even extend it to "cretard!" That word describes the donks pretty well!

For some reason this is typo day for me. I need to go back to bed. That will fix everything.