[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Chihuahuas are the most ill-tempered dogs I have ever seen. All chihuahuas should be exterminated.

Flame suit already in place. :-)

[chae]

Just because chihuahuas don’t like you doesn’t mean that they are wrong. Some animals can just sense evil.

[PUGACHEV]

I told this story once before, but it is worth repeating. I once had a Ford F150 truck, and I'd drive down this dirt driveway to a country road every morning. One day I noticed this small thing spring out of the bushes near the end of the driveway and attack the front tire. It was incredibly vicious, and looked like a big hairless rat on steroids with dozens of tiny sharp teeth gnashing together furiously. It attacked the truck twice a day, and no matter how fast I was going it would fling itself at the front tire. It took a while, but eventually I figured out it was a feral chihuahua. Had I ever gotten out of the truck, it would have taken my feet off at the ankles like a buzz saw.