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Bloomberg to outlaw metal and plastic tableware
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| 3-7-13
| Retired Texas Vet
Posted on 03/07/2013 7:02:43 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Stroke of the pen, law of the land. Kinda cool!
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posted on
03/07/2013 8:24:43 PM PST
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
It implies that he is talking about in schools.....maybe.
To: RetiredTexasVet
NYC is America’s first dictatorship.
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posted on
03/07/2013 8:28:18 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
this is Satire right? Because if this is a real story, someone needs to call the local nuthouse, and tell them one of theirs is missing.
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posted on
03/07/2013 8:29:42 PM PST
by
Shadowstrike
(Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
Cute.
Almost got me. But this is the age of Obama, and anything weird, stupid, improbable and even impossible can and will be claimed, with the usual asinine phrases, "the reality is..." or "the fact is..." or "it's the right thing to do..." or "everybody knows..."
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posted on
03/07/2013 8:46:13 PM PST
by
publius911
(Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
To: SkyDancer
NYC is Americas first dictatorship.I'm not so sure.
Many refuse to believe that duplicity, lies and an imperious behavior is not sufficient grounds to question underlying qualifications. A bigger, better dictatorship may alreay be in place.
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posted on
03/07/2013 8:53:38 PM PST
by
publius911
(Look for the Union label, then buy something else.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
Though I recognize this for what it is...nothing the Bleeping POEvilS known as Bloomberg surprises me. He will one day soon go to join Chavez in a God-forsaken, really hot place that smells of brimstone. May he scream loud enough for the leftist POS voters who elected him to hear his screams...so loud that they understand and know that they will be joining him...
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posted on
03/07/2013 8:55:57 PM PST
by
GGpaX4DumpedTea
(I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
omg, just wait till bloominnutsberg hears about diHydrogen-Oxide.
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posted on
03/07/2013 9:10:13 PM PST
by
budj
(beam me up, scotty...)
To: RetiredTexasVet
He probably wants us eating with chop sticks.
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posted on
03/07/2013 9:13:23 PM PST
by
RC one
(.From My Cold Dead Hands.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
My understanding is that spork weasels will also be banned.
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posted on
03/07/2013 9:21:53 PM PST
by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: RetiredTexasVet
Still don’t understand the power of a stupid Governor or even a Mayor of a town. When they have this kind of power, it is time to lynch them! Where is the outrage! This is absolutely ridiculous!
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posted on
03/07/2013 9:24:45 PM PST
by
Deagle
(quo)
To: RetiredTexasVet
Fight fair. Fight back!
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posted on
03/07/2013 9:25:40 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
A side note - if New Yorkers continue to accept these crazy and unconstitutional ideas then maybe the deserve their idiotic government! You absolutely stupid New Yorkers!
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posted on
03/07/2013 9:29:12 PM PST
by
Deagle
(quo)
To: RetiredTexasVet
Sigh! Can’t tell a joke anymore without a laugh track!
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posted on
03/07/2013 9:32:24 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: RetiredTexasVet
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posted on
03/07/2013 9:33:16 PM PST
by
mykroar
(Sig is pending a Conservative party.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
You should know that posting satire to FR is cruel and inhuman punishment to those on the left slope of the bell curve.
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posted on
03/07/2013 9:33:45 PM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: RetiredTexasVet
A follow-up article reads:
Bloomberg to Outlaw P*nises
Mayor Bloomberg today has ordered all p*nises in New York to be confiscated without compensation.
“We simply cannot, in all conscience, sit by and allow the endless pursuit of pleasure to lead us to the perilous status of family, with all the concomittant problems of crowding and nutrition,” the Mayor said at a news conference called to announce the move.
“We have therefore given all males in New York three days to turn in their p*nises at the nearest police station, after which special duty police enforcement units will be going door to door and snipping off these very dangerous organs.”
When asked, both President Obama and Attorney General Emmanuel applauded the move, provided only that it was applied exclusively to White Republicans.
To: RetiredTexasVet
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posted on
03/08/2013 2:40:05 AM PST
by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: RetiredTexasVet
When is he going to ban toilet paper? or has he already?
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posted on
03/08/2013 4:27:17 AM PST
by
2001convSVT
(Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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