[Average Al]

"We’ve had a dozen or so come circling in in the evening to roost in the pines - vulture guano on the rhododendrons, so pretty."

Time to hire a better cook don't you think? ;-)

[heartwood]

I’m the cook. A very good one too.

Now there is another dead deer in the field. The more vultures the better and the sooner the better - because cleaning dead deer dog puke of the carpet is no fun at all.