Couldn't agree with you more on that subject. I work with a sports alcoholic and he cannot bear to hear bad news of any kind. Assistant high school football, baseball coach, etc. Everything is Go team! If everything isn't going just dandy he really loses it. When he asks how you are, any reply other than "great" is not acceptable.
Or as the guy said: "I turned up the brightness, but it didn't help".
/johnny